The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing cancer, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of The Queen, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing cancer, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists causing cancer is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..